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Too Old For The Pit, Too Old For This Shit

from Tres Jabronis by Dollar Draft$

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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Recorded February 2020 on the eve of covid, pressed 2021 after extensive backlogs onto black vinyl. Mastered by Jim Diamond. Limited to 300 non-numbered copies with ZZ-Top inspired artwork including a 'feast' gatefold.

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lyrics

Move up to the front
Step away to the back
Watch some dumb shit
Get his bald head cracked
Lean up against a wall
There I'm gonna stay
Eventually I realize
That you're just in the way

Standin' on a corner
Pathetically alone
I just paid fifteen dollars
Now I'm staring into my phone
Everyone is havin' fun
I got a sour look on my face
I got my dancin shoes on
But I'm standin in one place

Catch an elbow, break my glasses I'm too old for the pit
I just wanna grab a beer, I'm too old for this shit
Stay the fuck out of my way, I'm too old for the pit
Watch out for that broken pisser, I'm too old for this shit

I used to have some fun
I used to like to mosh
And drink one thousand beers
Then bounce around sloshed
Now I'm just a cruddy guy
Drinking Bud Lite
Watching fists-a-flying
Don't wanna see a fight

Catch an elbow, break my glasses I'm too old for the pit
I just wanna grab a beer, I'm too old for this shit
Stay the fuck out of my way, I'm too old for the pit
Watch out for that broken pisser, I'm too old for this shit

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from Tres Jabronis, released August 13, 2021

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