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Tres Jabronis

by Dollar Draft$

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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Recorded February 2020 on the eve of covid, pressed 2021 after extensive backlogs onto black vinyl. Mastered by Jim Diamond. Limited to 300 non-numbered copies with ZZ-Top inspired artwork including a 'feast' gatefold.

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1.
Racist Fuck 01:46
You say shit I won't even repeat Your dog whistle's more Like a howling shriek You say you're not racist but you sure quack like a duck You're a racist fuck You're a racist fuck You're a racist fuck You're a racist fuck You treated my friend Like fucking dirt Then you tried to laugh it off Like your words don't hurt You say you're not racist but did you just call me a cuck? You're a racist fuck You're a racist fuck You're a racist fuck You're a racist fuck Keyboard warrior Alt-right piece of shit You say you wanna keep The Chief Then you throw a fit You say you're not racist but you've got MAGA on your truck You're a racist fuck You're a racist fuck You're a racist fuck You're a racist fuck You're a racist fuck You're a racist fuck You're a racist fuck You're a racist fuck You racist fuck
2.
Fire up your grills and drive 'em to town Bring some cold ones to wash it down Burger Classic and Burger Light Party in Burger City tonight Burger city, burger city, burger city nights Burger city, burger city, burger city nights Hop on the bus or fire up your Saab Pay your respects to Two Burger Bob Feelin' anxious, don't know what to do? Burgers are good to me they're good to you too. Pick up some sliders if you're cravin' a case Burger City cops gonna give you a chase Burger city, burger city, burger city nights Burger city, burger city, burger city nights Wooo, it's a total thrill Straight out the cooler or hot off the grill Wooo, it's totally fun WELL DONE Burger city, burger city, burger city nights Burger city, burger city, burger city nights Burger city, burger city, burger city nights Burger city, burger city, burger city nights Alright let's go down to Burger City
3.
Move up to the front Step away to the back Watch some dumb shit Get his bald head cracked Lean up against a wall There I'm gonna stay Eventually I realize That you're just in the way Standin' on a corner Pathetically alone I just paid fifteen dollars Now I'm staring into my phone Everyone is havin' fun I got a sour look on my face I got my dancin shoes on But I'm standin in one place Catch an elbow, break my glasses I'm too old for the pit I just wanna grab a beer, I'm too old for this shit Stay the fuck out of my way, I'm too old for the pit Watch out for that broken pisser, I'm too old for this shit I used to have some fun I used to like to mosh And drink one thousand beers Then bounce around sloshed Now I'm just a cruddy guy Drinking Bud Lite Watching fists-a-flying Don't wanna see a fight Catch an elbow, break my glasses I'm too old for the pit I just wanna grab a beer, I'm too old for this shit Stay the fuck out of my way, I'm too old for the pit Watch out for that broken pisser, I'm too old for this shit
4.
Hey bartender can I get some quarters? I got some hobbits got to get to Mordor Gimme ten bucks and a couple of Strohs By the end of the night I'll break that puppet's nose Listen up man stop twistin' my dick That internet juke's just making me sick Golden Tee Golf, got no time for that shit And I'm telling you now, I'm special when lit. Special when lit Special when lit Special when lit Special when lit The fucking Browns went zero and 9 You're having a stroke and I'm feeling fine Drop a quarter in and grab that puck Killin' ten pins with a little luck Pull back the plunger and I hope you don't split Shouldn't have to tell you I'm special when lit Pull back the plunger, let her rip I'm telling you now, I'm special when lit. Special when lit Special when lit Special when lit Special when lit The clock on the wall says 2 o'clock I hear the bartender starting to squawk Quit your damn naggin', yeah I know it's last call Gotta finish this beer and multiball Before you know, you'll hear my free play pop But that don't mean I'm ready to stop I got two balls, I just can't quit I'm telling you now, I'm special when lit. Special when lit Special when lit Special when lit Special when lit

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released August 13, 2021

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